A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
I can’t breathe, this is too funny. A+
Perfect Angle
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When I finally decide to do my homework, and my teacher is absent
when i’m on facebook ..

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seeing status wars:
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see a picture of your ex looking adorable:
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some bitch writes on his wall:
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see he’s dating this bitch:
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annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox:
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horny pedo adds you up:
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ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship:
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LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you:image

scrolling through newsfeed like:
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then go on tumblr like:
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if they only knew , the qirl w the tattoos like i du !

if they only knew , the qirl w the tattoos like i du !

true shit

true shit


Lakeem Mattox